I have an obsession with Port of Subs more than any other place there is to eat on this planet. When I walk in there I get the greatest feeling in the entire world and I want to eat the house down. Their mayo/mustard combo is the best combo ever created, better than peanut butter/chocolate, peanut butter/jelly, ketchup/mustard, etc. I hate more than anything in the world that they don't have one here in Salt Lake. It literally infuriates my insides. I would eat there everyday if I could, and I pretty much did when I lived in Vegas. I am looking through my wallet and see that I have a free sandwich on my Port of Subs stamp card and I am looking forward to the day where I get to enjoy my delcious #13 (turkey and pastrami) with smokey cheddar cheese instead of provolone on sour dough bread with extra mayo/mustard, tomato, onion, pepperoncini's, vinegar, salt, pepper and oregano. Accompanied by jalapano chips and a large diet coke w/ lemon. Hopefully that day will come soon.....or I might blow my head off.
port of subs is like a child to me, except that I am worried that I love it more than I love a child, the only thing that comes close to the love that I have for eating port, is eating port on saturdays with my BGs. Those days are way to far and few between. But if I don't get my #3(turkey and salami) with the unbelievable smokey cheddar as a substitute with the heaven sent mayo mustard and the freshest toppings on earth.. I will also blow my head off, I am with you on this girl.
ReplyDeleteBahahaha you are nuts!!!! I LOVE POS and I will probably get some on Saturday.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Please do not blow your head off. Love you girl.
Haha! I love Port of Subs too! So glad I live close to one once again!
ReplyDeleteyou are funny... love port too...
ReplyDeleteohhhh I love me some porty subs, a lottt. Also, i'm adding you to my blog list so i'm not so stalker-y
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